i'm convinced i'll never be able to pull off cuffed jeans
You should name your pup something rad. like demitri horvatski. maybe sterling goodman. or sam panther. or jacko horvat. you can call her Jacko. I'd be all "HAY, JACKO!" She'd be like, "aight, dawg. chill. I'm eatin' pinecones and tryna keep it all natch."
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why best friends shouldn’t live in long island! Btw, every skate related name I came up for her my ma was not havin! No frankie, no ba, but I mean I guess she’s a girl and all.